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Executive command of President Donald Trump The ban on paper straws could be the biggest two -sided victory of its Presidency and quote former President Joe Biden, “It’s not a hyperbole.” Let’s reconcile people, Americans don’t agree much these days. For example, take a Super Bowl Half Show. Some thought Kendrick Lamar was amazing, others hated him so much that they would rather watch the Dei musical that USAID sent to Ireland.
But when it comes to paper straws, almost everyone knows that they are sucking, not the way they needed. The president said so much, speaking to viewers in the oval office: “These things do not function, I have had many times, and occasionally break, explode. If something is hot, they don’t last long, like a few minutes, sometimes it’s a second.
Trump’s comment on running is a large part of any signature ceremony, along with his practice of giving the pen he used, such as a guitarist who throws a picture in the crowd after destroying a vicious solo at a rock concert.
Seth Rogen explains Trump’s victory by saying that people got sick of f- on the streets
First he was Bon Jovi, now there is Don Jovi.
President Donald Trump has completed pressure to limit the use of plastic straws. It was time. (AP/Getty)
But if it was ever time for the president to dive the stage, that’s now.
No one likes paper straws and quote Democrats against Doge, “We didn’t vote for it.”
Simply put it, they were forced to the country by ecological Who used what can be best described as tickling scientific claims, including the one about sharks who eat plastic straws and suffocate on them.
Forgive me if I missed the sequel to “Jaws” where they performed a great white color with Soda of McDonald’s Drive, but at least the shark tasted that tab Cola, which was never an option for those of us that people use paper using paper.
Now I know it’s not just sharks threatened with plastic. There was a similar claim about turtles, for which I am not an expert, although I once met the Senator of Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.
By saying that, there is still no logic that would support the argument that fish or reptiles could harm plastic, so we should switch to a paper that can be separated.
Repeat after me:
If the straw dissolves in the liquid, then you find that you will enjoy a drink with one.
But if it was ever time for the president to dive the stage, that’s now.
10 times the worse if you have children.
Take a walk once for a walking field and you will quickly realize that paper straws are responsible for more childish screaming from AOC’s Instagram account.
It has nothing to do with the madness that some paper straws are packed in plastic rappers, which is like the maintenance of AA meetings inside the hooter.
There is also a small thing that paper straws cost more to produce, which puts unnecessary burden in restaurants at a time when many studies show that straws made of plant materials have more harmful chemicals than their plastic partners.
President Joe Biden bowed to environmental extremists and prepared paper straw Americans. (Anna Moneymaker)
To be clear, this is an opinion, and I am not a climate expert, although I fantasize to become one one day so I can fly in private jets.
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But I’m pretty sure the only one The reason Biden signed his executive command The ban on plastic was because, if nothing else, he thought the paper straw would slow down the use of cocaine in the White House.
I know, we never found out whose Bulgarian sugar appeared in that cabinet. But it amazes me to this day that some democrats are angry at Trump, which had a diet button in his white house in his white house, when Biden is in his regular cochach.
No matter which president you voted for, we should all agree that this latest executive order is a victory.
It has nothing to do with the madness that some paper straws are packed in plastic rappers, which is like the maintenance of AA meetings inside the hooter.
Because in the end, children can stop throwing karate kicks on their caprine because the straw has broken. Parents can stop racing to finish Frappuccinos before the straw falls apart. And yes, climate cruslers who want to vary a signal of one sip can continue to use those stainless steel straws that allow recycling.
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It’s called freedom, people.
And we can all drink it.
