‘Daily show’ Jon Stewart cuts hand in Doge Rant

Host “Daily Show” Jon Stewart He injured his hand during a fiery anger against Trump’s administration of the Ministry of Government Efficiency (Doge) because he did not leave after Big Pharma at his exhibition on Monday night.
In his introductory monologue Stewart President Donald Trump To try to make the federal government more effective, but said that the recent dismissal of federal workers felt like “emotional whips from seeking efficiency.”
“But obviously the state service of our state is now synonymous with waste, fraud and abuse,” he said sarcastically.
Stewart continued to challenge Doge claims about savings and suggested that there are other ways to divert in state consumption.
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Pretending to be an employee of Doge -a, Stewart took out a calculator and a cup reading “Most Daddy in the World”, an obvious reference to Doge Head Elon musk.
Instead of releasing federal workers, Stewart said the Agency should focus on its energy to remove consumption elsewhere. He cited examples such as reducing billion subsidies for oil and gas companies and pharmaceutical companies.
“Holy S —! I can’t believe it! I just saved us billions of dollars in 11 seconds,” Stewart ridden.
The comedian then turned anger to the former President Joe Biden because he boasted last August that his administration had negotiated prices of ten drugs for Medicare users.
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Jon Stewart made fun of President Joe Biden to brag about reducing the cost of 10 prescription drugs covered by Medicare. (Joe Radle/Getty Images)
“It would be embarrassed if it was a small fall of the bin and that the American people did not expect that we should negotiate all their drugs because we had already paid for it with our subsidies!” Stewart said sarcastically, becoming more upset as he spoke, then breaking his cup.
“Come on!” He shouted before looking at the injured hand and hid it under the table.
“I’ll go to the hospital soon,” Stewart said with a laugh, then returned to his anger.
The liberal comedian told his audience that he did not blame the corporation, which he called “psychopaths seeking profit”, but to blame the government for subsidizing corporate greed.
The “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart injured his hand while breaking the Cup on Monday night during anger against President Biden and Doge. (Comedy Central/Screenshot)
“But why, taxpayers, we subsidize our psychopathy? These are waste, fraud and abuse in our system,” he said. “That’s it. We should go.”
“We get f — ed on a [Sean] Diddy [Combs] The party and make us buy children’s oil, “the comedian added, referring to the shameful media of alleged sexual parties.
He urged Democrats to hold their “folk audit” daily, emphasizing the state funds and tax losses for corporations, suggesting that Democrats like Reps would. Alexandria father-Cortez of NY or Jasmine Crockett from Texas could host.
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At the end of his monologue, his audience sighed as Stewart briefly discovered a hand, which was covered with blood.
“It’s okay!” Shouted Stewart as he laughed.