6 The craziest stories about January. Greeting!

It is hard to believe that 2025. Already 1/12 is complete. We survived the transition with incompetent Presidency of the President of the Place New America and the new president. We endured global cooling, oops, warming, which brought snow to Florida and Texas and the morning of 11 degrees in northern Georgia.

January did not stop there. He highlighted the scary nightmare of Dunkin’s lack of a Donuts -and media freak over the renaming of the Mexican Bay in American Bay. Along the way, the world was becoming crazy. As always, the press led the way. Here are some of the craziest stories from the moon that has passed:

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Lefty Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin has announced that she is joined by a mass exodus from paper and launching a new venture called Contrarian. (In the years she was not contrary to the main media.) She posted a short (thank you, God!) Video with partner Norm Eisen, legal analyst CNN. The video was widely missed as “cranges” and a couple was shown, claiming that their new output would be a “exciting new internet platform”. This was said with all the passion you watched the milk thickened.

Eisen added, “[B]We know that every successful, pro-democracy must also be very loud about culture. “He promised a cooking column,” but we will spray a little of the democratic taste. “Nepetttruump cooking lessons. Yum!

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It was like watching a mixture of old school SKIT “Saturday Night Live” Covered with Berserk, false honesty eg -a. If you had made a video to make fun of them, it wouldn’t be so funny.

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Exes white houses – both President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamal Harris – recalled voters of what we missed with four more years of any candidate. Biden, who has delivered Word Mush for many years before the press was forced to admit, could not bear the difficult challenge of singing … “Happy birthday.”

Former Present, which, at the age of 82, probably heard a song several times, still flew. He was allegedly unable to remember the name of the young guest named Alicio. When it was time to collect the name, Biden just flew to Mumble City. The only thing the video was missing was Alicio who was leaving all Walter White and said to Biden, “Tell my name.”

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Not to overdo it, Harris couldn’t even collect “A pledge for fidelity.” She is old enough in 60 years that she attended school when teachers still taught her, before the left destroyed American education. It didn’t matter. Although she invited the Senate to “join me in the promise of loyalty to our flag,” she forgot the flag as soon as she started. The “flag” are words of four to six pledge, except when leftists say that.

Let’s call that it signifies patriotism.

Run out of dough

Dunkin ‘(earlier Dunkin’ Donuts), one of the American main surgery for sugar delivery, runs out … Donuts (correct spelling, for marketing people from Dunkin ‘). The corporation said that only 4% of the stores had run out of stores, except that Dunkin had 9,500 stores. So, almost 400 stores did not have donuts and donuts.

Speaking for the citizens of the world who eat (and in the worse) of the citizens of the world. Do better. Don’t make us find another location to consume the dough – or buy it.

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Spring is for …

Longtime readers know that my favorite movie is the original “producers”. It’s an amazing comedy that makes fun of the Nazis. And now, thank you Entrepreneur Elon Mošus And the funny leftist media, the movie is current events.

With his characteristic, socially clumsy introvert, Musk gave his heart to the audience at Trump’s gathering, pushing his hand into the air. The media came in, creating the first viral, false controversy of Trump’s two era. Even the ultimate left -wing league, which deals with Nazis for a life, said it was not a Nazi greeting. It didn’t matter. The huge number of so -called news was pretended to be.

You wonder how much those who endure this false claim are still driving their Tesla.

Legally blind

Justice is blind, they say. It’s also pretty stupid. Reese Witherspoon, star The epic legal comedy “Legal Blonde” And his pathetic sequel, he ended up on the jury. Kudos is her civic duties for refusing to avoid her civic duties. But she was not a problem.

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Witherspoon discovered at the “Graham Norton Show” that the other jurors were “unanimously” chosen as Foreman. Why? Because they thought she went to law school because of the film. Ok, though, it was Beverly Hills, so the intellect is generally not needed. Except they make movies nearby. One might think that they would know what the actors do.

When a fan of hitting a fan

Say the word heel And people around the world think of the most interesting group of Karens who can be imagined, a species that acts for people for ethical treatment of animals. What is a better way to end than to say that the group is full… manure.

A couple of POO POO promoters tried to throw out a pus truck to the seat of its competitors – an American company to prevent cruelty towards animals or aspac. Only the managers of the manure manure on the heel -and they had their heads in their … so far that they had forgotten the fertilizer. And they tried rejection during the top cold front in Manhattan.

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The result showed a frustrated fifth person digging pus from a truck bed as if he had been thrown in some disturbing remake “frozen”. New York’s best locked him and his partner, while most of the pus remained in the truck.

I guess that’s true, the mind is terrible.

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